Toledo has a lot of weird stuff going down just about everyday. Take this gem for example. Rob found this when he went on cop rounds this morning. The police report details about how one of our good citizens was walking through a KFC parking lot after purchasing a gallon of milk. While taking his stroll he was set upon by a Portly Quintet of young females who beat him up. According to the victim they made off with his cell phone and the gallon of dairy goodness that he had just purchased.One of my favorite sites is The Smoking Gun. I submitted the police report to their editor. You see you really have to read the second page of the report that details the events that transpired in those early morning hours. The officer who wrote it had one hell of a sense of humor. Well the editor was so pleased with my submission that it was made the front page and was today's "Featured Document"
As for our poor friend. I guess the old adage is wrong.....Milk does not do the body good.
Later Skater,
CS
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